Late kayo mga teh? LATE?!

HAHAHAH. So I’m annoyed by my classmates because they kept on teasing me about my ex-crush, 2. Like what the eff? He’s not my crush anymore. Yes, he used to be. But that was eons ago and I can’t even remember why I liked him. Oh yes I remember. It was because he was so good looking when he’s far. But when he’s near, never mind. HAHAHAHAHA, I’m so cruel, I know.

I’m just annoyed and nervous because rumors might spread and I’m afraid that 2 will know about it. And his head would become so big, and he’d feel like he’s the most handsome person ever. 

I hate it because my classmates would mention his name so casually. Like, bitches, what if 2’s right behind you? I’ll eff you all. HAHAHA joke.

I’m not mad, I’m annoyed. I’m freaking annoyed by my classmates. And there’s this classmate who asked “Gwapo si *insert-2’s-name-here*?” at recess. There were seniors behind us, and she didn’t even think before asking. I swear, in that moment, I wanted to punch her in the face. I made sure that my voice was loud when I answered her, “Of course not! Ug dili nako siya crush, OKAY?!”

2’s not my crush anymore, K?! You guys are SOOOOO late. I have a new crush, and he’s 12938091238x better than 2! >( And I like my new crush not because of his looks. :”>

SO SHUT UP, BITCHES. HIHI.